i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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