I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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