I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Randomize
