Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
