Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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