So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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