You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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