He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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