What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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