She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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