is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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