he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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