Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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