Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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