You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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