Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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