Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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