He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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