All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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