Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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