That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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