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yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
We had sex on a dog bed..
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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