We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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