two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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