He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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