omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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