So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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