sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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