adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
You don't make any sense
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