the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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