i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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