If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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