Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I love having hate sex.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize