just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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