Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Girls should come with a carfax report
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
We have started to decorate penises.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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