I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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