Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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