Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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