he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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