I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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