wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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