Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
