Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Too much gin, very little bucket
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I can't trust your balls anymore.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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