yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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