Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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