I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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