no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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