Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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