I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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