How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i drank out of a bidet.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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