Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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