wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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