He had one of those small greek statue penises
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Randomize
